cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.
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candles are how we keep fires as pets
this is unnecessarily adorable
human brain: you don’t need anymore dice
goblin brain: nnnngggg,,, plastic gems shinie,, prety,,,,make the clik-clak sound
i remember when i thought i was straight and this guy i was dating was trying to pressure me into sex while i had cramps by saying “orgasms relieve cramps babe” and without thinking i replied “but you don’t make me cum” and i have never seen anyone go through the seven stages of grief so quickly
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